Walked down the aisle in my supermarket, filled up my cart with, among other things, mayonnaise, white wine vinegar, baking powder, baking soda (what IS the difference?) checked out. Wondering what I am preparing to cook?

Not a thing.

I am preparing to attack my household stains. With home remedies that I found on line. Yeah, yeah, clearly have way too much time on my hands. But ya gotta do what ya gotta do and when the choices are to spend way too much money to have a professional come in, or resort to a fool's errand, why not pick the fool's errand?

So I did.

First off, the water stains on the dining room table. Apply mayonnaise, a heavy dollop, and leave it overnight. Okay. So I did. Overnight. Earlier in the evening however, I had my dry cleaning delivered. Not a word was uttered between myself and the delivery person. He looked at the table smeared with mayonnaise, I say nary a word. Thought to take out a can of tuna and place it on the table, but decided that might be a tad over the top. 

And no, the table is definitely shinier but the rings are still in evidence. 

Oh well.