Really.

Don’t you think, from time to time, that you need to shake it up?

Did you think buying a pair of Crocs would do it? Can’t think of any Prince Charming roaming far and wide seeking the woman who is missing one of those. Even with an oh so petite size 9.

I saw the documentary The September Issue . I fully understand just how incredibly important, no make that essential, being a fashionista really is. Need to know what to wear, how to wear it, when to wear it and when to give it up. All while being a size 2.

Wearing sunglasses, whether it is sunny or not, is also an affectation I am seriously working on. Trying to navigate darkened rooms takes some getting used to, but with these fabulous new heels, I imagine the steps I will be taking will be somewhat slower than normal so I can handily avoid bumping into stuff.

Most of the clothing issue, then, has been settled. I know what I am to do.

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