*If you have curly hair any type of gel is a no no. It works like a moisture magnet rendering you a sorry imitation of a poodle also having a bad hair day.

*Americans wear bikinis and one piece bathing suits. Everyone else, no matter what shape they are in, wear bikinis. Topless is almost always the additional option. Amendment then, they wear mono-kinis.

*The effects of being really “TAN’ apparently has not made it to the Amalfi Coast, but neither has “smoking is bad for you.”

*Mozzarella made in Italy bears no resemblance to Mozzarella in the States.

*The Tyrrhenian Sea has no waves.

ciao per oggi.