Have you considered flying Ryanair?  

Have you heard of Ryanair?  

No? Well, if one of their proposed new plans for their passengers takes effect, you might become very aware of who they are. More to the point, if their proposed plan is adopted by other carriers you'll know, precisely, who to blame.

It seems, as reported in USA Today, that Ryanair CEO declared we are serious about a toilet fee.

A toilet fee? 

Thinking about it some more, I reasoned that being charged for the use of a public toilet in Europe is not terribly unusual. Fumbling around your change purse, trying to differentiate the coins, shifting vigorously around, crossing and uncrossing your legs, all in an attempt to maintain your dignity is certainly a challenge, but you do, in fact succumb and pay the charge. That's because the line is orderly, the bathroom at ground level, and a hand towel is offered to you for your convenience. 

So, when packing for your next trip, consider what you might want to eat, and pack it for yourself, evaluate your air sickness propensity and stock up on your Dramamine, and slip into a swim diaper, Depends, or some other such thing, close your eyes and enjoy your flight.