If Daisy, Benjamin Button's life time love, had only known that she, too, could go to sleep old and wake up younger, she and Benjamin may have had a different end to their love story.

It's all in the bedding it seems. The comforter, pillow and sheets are the panacea for aging. At least, that's what the latest industry claims are, well, claiming.

It appears that seaweed mattress ticking rejuvenates skin. Aloe vera pillow covers and blankets soothe skin and moisturize. Cooper injected pillowcases reduce the appearance of facial wrinkles, amongst other claims.  Skin Deep: When My Wrinkles Hit The Pillow…

There wasn't any mention of what happens upon laundering your sheets, pillowcases, and comforters. A minor concern on my part, I suppose, but I'd hate to think that I coughed up as much as 250$ for a few days worth of benefits.

But back to Benjamin and Daisy…

Had she only known that there was a better choice for them. They could have entered the twilight of their lives together, each becoming younger and younger, smoother and suppler, cooing and drooling and swathed in diapers.

There seems to be an irony here. Agree?