Slain any dragons lately? Leap a moat in a single bound? Out jested the court jester?

Me neither.

Yet, friends tell me that their experiences in the on line- find your soulmate, honey, baby, sweetie, space- require some Herculean tasks to be fulfilled before a date can ever be made.

“Like what” I ask.

Par a golf course; wrestle a tuna (that would be like in fishing, not sushi) into submission; sail something; paraglide, parachute, paranormal capabilities a plus.

And rules…

“Call me, after 11 but not before 3, and only on Wednesday” or when followed by i like in neighbor or weigh.

“We all do that,” I tell them.

Tacitly or implicitly there are the ‘requirements’. Womens’ tend toward the be “introspective, thoughtful, artsy, craftsy, psychologically oriented, loving, funny and family oriented.”

Frankly, if one came along for me who can scale tall buildings, that would be a bonus. Dragons, optional.