Are you wondering who..??

Why all the wronged women. That's who. Erin, Elizabeth, Silda, Sandra, to name a few. 

But there is an antidote to avoid being a member of that less than illustrious list. 

Here's the plan if you who are contemplating taking that big step down the aisle. First, you have to insist that you get married in Mississippi or D.C. Why? Because those are the only two states in the union that require blood tests in order to get a marriage license.

Now let's think about that for a minute. 

D.C., as we know, seems to produce an extraordinary amount of philanderers. Get elected, get it on (with someone other than you wife). I can speculate why Mississippi might still have requirements for blood tests. I am choosing to be PC, so you can fill in your own reasons. But if the theme song from Deliverance (Dueling Banjos) comes to mind, we are on the same wavelength.

Anyway, it appears that men carry a gene related to the body's regulation of the brain chemical vasopressin, a, get this, bonding hormone. We aren't talking crazy glue here. We are talking about fidelity. Or some variation on that theme. 

Immediately backing off from this point of view, scientists suggested that it is not loyalty that keeps couples together, but how much your partner enhances your life and broadens your horizons. 

Really? Hillary, are you reading this? 

And yet again, I ask you. Who funds these studies?