What do you visualize?

The Moon's landscape? The Southwestern desert? The Dow Jones?

Yet, for some, "pits and valleys" actually refers to the body's mars and scars. These crevices have been permanently etched into skin that had been pulled, stretched, shrunk and stretched again. Oh my.

But there is, yet again! help.

A timely ad (it seemed to me) was on the radio, this very morning. I heard,  while scrubbing out the soap that had decidedly settled into those very same pits and valleys, about  a product that promised to smooth, renew, vanish and dispense with those very same skin flaws.

Really?

Knowing full well that these products are bogus, scientifically unfounded, make false promises and, to boot,  are usually ridiculously expensive, I hurriedly dried off, dressed and googled it. Would I be as smooth and taunt as they promised? Would I be flawless? Unmarked? No more pits and valleys?

Are you breathless with anticipation as to the answer?

Spackle. That's what I decided would be an efficient, cheaper and quicker solution. Just like the contractor promised, all will be smoothed over, filled in and flawless.