Probably one of the more challenging parts of posting a profile on one of these on line dating sites is finding the singular, compelling, enticing, provocative lure to provoke the reader to respond.

I found it.

According to Lauren P. Wallner, a doctoral student at the University of Michigan, Vital Signs:  Screenings: Partners and Prostate Cancer found that men who live on their own are less likely to be screened for prostate cancer.

Now, I am not sure exactly how to work that into my profile text. "Live with me and live longer." Mmm, no. "I'll know if it's working properly?" Nah, perhaps a tad too provocative for that forum…"Cocktails, dinner, dessert and a PSA screening?"

I'll work on this.

I am pretty sure that by the time I come up with how I best think I need to compose this, the 60 something year olds, that think they are 50 something year olds, will be 70 year olds and see the absolute rational of responding to me.

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