It seems to me that if it has taken most of us YEARS to witness the meltdown of our faces. Wouldn't you think that one hour seems like not enough time to devote to fix that issue. One minute of tugging, cutting, pulling, suturing, for each year…hmmmm.

Tune into late night television and you can buy veg-o-matic, ginsu knives, lotions, potions and creams.
Additionally, we have major advertising programs geared to convincing us that Product X can cure what ails us. Weight Watchers, or Jenny Craig are, witnessed by their numbers, hugely successful in having you think "that's for me" and then, done…you sign up. See a paid, non medical consultant to determine if a one hour face lift is for you? You must have really really liked your veg-o-matic.

I did, once upon a time, go see Dr. Makeyoulooklyounger and he wasn't offering a quick fix. But I did go to see him. To an office. With a receptionist. Other people waiting.

But, there are companies that are out there, selling the one hour face lift. You can consider QuickLift . An alternative to the QuickLift is a procedure called Lifestyle lift.

The NY Times reported in its A Face From an Infomercial article a half dozen or so things you should consider before proceeding with altering your face (really?). 

But there is an alternative to all of this. It takes less than a minute and costs less than a dollar.

Take a rubber band, and oh so casually slip one end over your left ear, pull it across and under your chin, and then slip the other end over your right ear for a taut, no jowls, tightened and lifted neck.