That wouldn't be to your favorite radio station, but rather, to your friendly local cosmetic dermatologist, or disc jockey, to have radio frequency waves, smooth and tighten that sagging body of yours.

It's called Thermage. 

Apparently, " it stimulates the body's natural skin renewal process to tighten existing collagen and form new collagen resulting in a smoother, younger-looking appearance." 

Wonder if it matters which radio frequency the doc tunes into? I'm a fan of NPR but I can't imagine that one of the iconic stations of liberalism would allow for fooling with collagen deposits. Nuclear deposit issues yes, collagen, no.

In addition to the "name that tune" procedure we also have Smartlipo.   Minimally invasive, laser-assisted liposuction. Melting and removing fat, is the promise.

Minimally invasive? Melting fat?

If the melted fat is reconstituted for energy purposes (cooking oil, gasoline) then I think these docs might be on to something.

"Get slim, save the planet."

.