It’s a Wrap

The platters were prepared and placed before the six unsuspecting folks sitting around the table. All the necessary ingredients to put together your very own, to your liking, Taco. "Go on" the hostess said gleefully, "make it however you'd like...

If a calorie is a calorie is a calorie….

Would you rather eat 1 bag of M&M's (236 calories) or 1 broiled skinless boneless 5 oz chicken breast (230 calories)? Given a choice, I'd rather have a 6 oz. glasses of wine (200 calories) but hey, that's me. Nonetheless, the...

“Will You Love Me Tomorrow?”

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDe7E9KeubE&w=480&h=390]  Don Kirshner the music producer and publisher, who passed away this week, was quoted as saying something along the lines of "I can't tell you how good my life story is, but my songs will make a great sound...

I couldn’t resist

This time of the year poses challenges for most of us. Okay, not most, some. Maybe just me. Summer is over. I read somewhere about the biological imperative to store fat during the winter, a hold over from our prehistoric...

A brief respite…

For a brief time…. As I look into the future…. 

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Moobs and Muffins

A new offering from Starbucks, perhaps? Not exactly. Muffins, in this case, refer to those singularly unattractive doughy things that somehow seem to overspill the tops of trousers, "menopaunches." "Moobs" is a conflagation of man and boobs. (Thank you Howard...

Return of the Native

Dotting the overhead landscape, colorfully flapping in the proverbial breeze, the "what we wore today" is on display. See any tighty whities?  Rarely.  Perhaps some items are simply relegated to an inside area to dry.  I ask you, do the neighbors...

Rose Colored Anything

Everything looks better in pink light, don't you think? I think I heard somewhere that the Ritz, in Paris, has its dining room illuminated by pink bulbs, with pinkish shades and everyone looks fabulous.   They have to look good,...

Sur le pont d’Avignon

And there I was. Sur le Pont.   Neither dancing on, under or near by, I'm way too inhibited.  Nor would I allow myself to sing any of the verses, had I known any of the verses. So sad, but...

Name that Boulevard

Have you been to any of these places?  Stroll/meander/saunter. Park yourself at some outdoor cafe, have an aperitif, cafe or some other liquid of your choice and people watch.  And, more importantly, be confident that it's easy to remember where...

Where should we go? What should we do?

There are certain truths I've come to accept while vacationing here in France. Follow a gaggle of tourists and you are pretty certain to hear conversations that go something along the lines of "it's over there," "no, it's to the...

For Sale- 600 rooms, 300 terraces, Southern Exposure

Interested?  There are a few pros and cons to consider… Sadly, for some, it no longer comes with a prince. It was hard to always keep things neat and tidy, and in tip top shape, as the previous owners had...

au sujet “Pain”–

I thought exactly the same thing.  Lets think about this. My image is that of a frenchmen, riding a bicycle, a wicker basket perched on the front handlebars, and at least 2 or 3 loaves of hot and crusty pointing...

Huitres– day 2

Imagine a ^ over the i if you are a purist. I haven't the foggiest notion as to how to make that happen. There it sits, hovering over the 6, waiting for someone clever to make use of it. I, si triste,...

On The Road Again

Bonjour… Stay tuned for snippets from afar. Like from France.  Lots to do. Dinner with the Sarkozy's, meetings with the EU, collecting volcanic ash… Will be closely adhering to the Mediterranean Diet and learning how to affect the scarf maneuver...

Performance Art

It seems to me that a great deal of "performance art" is much like rubbernecking at a highway mishap. You aren't sure why you are staring so intently, chastise yourself for the amount of time you are spending staring, yet...

Lorne Michaels channels Peter Pan

Peter, if you remember, doesn't grow up. As in get older. It must be the fairy dust.  He does return, from time to time,  to the Darling household, in a feeble attempt to reengage the now aging Wendy for a...

Had they only known…

Are you wondering who..?? Why all the wronged women. That's who. Erin, Elizabeth, Silda, Sandra, to name a few.  But there is an antidote to avoid being a member of that less than illustrious list.  Here's the plan if you...

Pick me, Pick me

I have never been selected for a focus group, solicited for a survey, probed, poked or queried for a scientific study. I do receive phone calls asking for contributions to slightly shady causes. I'm pretty sure that doesn't count. And...

A Cape and Tights, that works

Inspired by the reviews of IronMan 2,  I've decided I am going to be the next superhero(ine). Really.  My legs are probably still good enough. Or so I'm told. Tights, additionally and cleverly, conceal any unsightly bumps, lumps and those...

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