I snapped to attention when reading Michelle Slatalla’s article in the Times The endless first chapter. I feared that I was the only one who knew, let alone would admit, that I can’t seem to get past the first...

I've just learned that there is a message board for just about every conceivable, possible, imaginable topic. Who knew? Find a topic that interests you, type it into google and voila, there are a gazillion various and assorted thoughts spilling...

What's your beverage of choice? When in Italy, I, with the necessary flair and confidence, convinced I am fluent, order "una bottiglia d'acqua sensa gas per favore" an action that is simply what you do when dining there. Here, in...

I am. I know it. I read the Times article A FIrm Body, With No Workout Required  and, of course, immediately had to write something. That something is, you have got to be kidding! So, the concept is that the shoe...

I love it when friends shares their dating escapades with me.    I listen raptly and attentively. What they wore, what they did, how they felt afterward. How they feel going forward. What he said, what she said. What the waiter...

Months back I commented about apps for phones. I was certain, at that time, if I could figure out how to access them, download them, retrieve them, etc. I would absolutely, certainly and surely make use of them. I haven't yet....

Feel compelled to move your own body fat around? Here’s a pretty easy manuever. Put on a skirt, pants, girdle, or panty hose that is at least one size too small. Voila! Fats been relocated to your midriff. Not the...

Let's see.  Stretch your mind, stretch your budget. Check. Stretch your imagination, stretch the truth. Check. Stretch your hams, run faster. Uncheck. Now, weren't you surprised?  I was.  I stopped running years ago. Bending over to tie my sneakers, I...

Tina. One of the most recognizable icons of the music industry. Recognizable to me, that is, when I saw her image at the extraordinary exhibit Who Shot Rock and Roll at the Brooklyn Museum. Let’s revisit recognizable. Ariella Budick of...

A lovely concept.  Cooing softly into the ear of a loved one. A good time is right before you both nod off for the night. Let your partner know how happy, contented and serene you are feeling. Often, and over...

Or, better yet, blow your whistle. And make a fortune doing it. Are you a 'soon to be retired' or 'disgruntled with your current position" person, daydreaming about an alternative life style? Are you second guessing how much you have...

Do you live on the edge? Stare death in the face? ? Stare at anyone, for that matter? Me either. What's the fascination?  Adrenaline rush, I suppose.  My heart races when I have remembered two consecutive thoughts. But I do,...

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My expectation when I close the stall door in a public bathroom is to come face to face with a sign telling me “only flush toilet tissue,” or “protect your belongings.” You too? So, imagine my surprise, amusement, confusion, bemusement...

Jowls jingling, eyelids drooping, neck sagging? Been saving your pennies for a future nip tuck? Get your aged skin to your plastic surgeon as soon as you can. Why? 5% excise tax added to the cost of the procedure, that’s...

I catch cold, snippets of gossip, flack for misdeeds. Catching a poisonous Black Mamba snake, not so much. I was half listening to an NPR broadcast. The interviewer was talking to (I ultimately found out) Thea and Clifton Koen about their personal...

I recently made a quick stop into a Sephora, armed with an article, I'm pretty certain, I lifted from an AARP magazine (stop snickering) with recommendations for cosmetics for "aging" skin.  "Concealer", the twenty something year old salesperson suggested. "Do...

Whew, that's a relief, the Times reported this week that Doomsday in the year 2012 isn't going to happen. Clearly, when they made this announcement, they didn't consider that the "Going Rogue" author, Sarah Palin might be considering a Presidential...

Great word. Angelina, Lindsay, Britney. No last names required, right? You knew exactly whom I was referencing. They are the poster women for my new favorite word. Now, if I mention Craig? Would you immediately know which Craig?  Alrighty then, some...

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